First we have the latest haiku reviews:
Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
It's a cool concept
But was WAY too long
A Story of a Girl
Award winning books
Usually aren't my bag
But it was worth it
The Well of Lost Plots
What can I say here?
Jasper Fforde did it again
I snarfed out my nose
Wow. Wow wow wow wow.
Can I give this one ten stars?
It made me feel young.
Seriously, peeps. I devoured this book, and I had that jittery feeling that I used to get when I was a kid and found something earthshakingly new and made of awesome. It's going on my list of top books ever. Read it.
Sneakers so awesome
That people will kill for them?
I just kept laughing
And last, but not least, ways that people found The Wonder That Is My Blog. And when I say "people," I mean people with issues.
But I can see it's kicking pickup line ninja: What's kicking? The pickup line is kicking? The ninja is kicking? And if you rearrange the syllables in this phrase, you get "But it's kick line ninja, I can see picking up." Which doesn't make any more sense, unfortunately. And if you anagram it, you get: "A cubic eek stinking tis ninja pick lupine"
Nope. There's no use. I will never make sense out of this.
How to make ninja stuff out of duct tape: Well, first you get some ninja stuff, and then you throw out the duct tape. What kind of ninja stuff are we talking about? Is the tape black? Because I have to tell you that using non-black duct tape to make weaponry is against the Code of Ninja Conduct (CONC).
Freak dance pickup lines: Again with the pickup lines! Don't make me anagram you. I'll do it.
eating people as a zombie or a vampire games to play not look at play: Are you sure you don't want to watch zombies and vampires eat people? Are you SURE you want to play? We're not talking live-action playing, are we?
Zombie foot fetish: I wanted to be at the top of the results for "Batman eyebrows," but I'm not so sure about this one. Can you imagine me at a dinner party? "Well, I'm a recognized expert on zombie foot fetishes. Uh guys? Guys? Where'd everyone go?"
How to make a ninja thing with 8 post its: Um... what kind of ninja thing are we talking about here? And what color are the post its? I refer you to the earlier entry about the duct tape for more information.
I mean, really. Am I the only person that this happens to?