So, without further ado, I'd like to announce the Supertitle Contest. Bring me your tired, your poor, and your superhero-related book titles. Anything goes; use superheroes from comic books (and I have to admit that if there isn't at least one Batman eyebrow-related entry, I will be v. disappointed), or make up your own. Or just give me titles about superheroness in general. As with the rest of my contests, wit rules. If you can make me snarf, you're more likely to win. Past winners of my title contests are:
The BRAINS contest (for witty brain-related titles): No Pain, No Brain
The snarfy subtitle contest (for mock subtitles to existing books): The Scarlet Letter: The A is Not for Awesome
This contest will be open for entries until noon EST on Monday June 29th, and a winner will be announced on the 30th. Enter as many times as you want by posting your titles in the comments section of this post. The winner will receive the aforementioned signed copy of Wolverine: Worst Day Ever, which is this awesome mismash of story and comic book. You don't know how much willpower it is taking to give this baby away instead of hoarding it to myself, my precious. You'll also get one of my patented Wonder That Is My Blog prize pack, which contains random geektastic stuff like ninja devil duckies. You can see one of my most recent prize packs here, but please note that the contents vary from pack to pack depending on what is making me snarf at that moment.
Also please note that this prize pack doesn't contain a gift card, since I just gave one away last week. But it's Wolverine! He's swexy! And it's signed!
Aladdin and the Green Lantern
X-Men origins: Cyclops- the day cataract surgery went horribly wrong
The Invisible Woman's New Clothes
Horton Hatches the Spawn
Aquaman v. the crushing realization of his own ineffectiveness.
Love your contest.. :) They're so creative.
Tag - you're it. :)
Robin: Tales of a Gay "Superhero"
The Toxic Avenger IV - Tromaville Goes Green
(Just fyi, it must be your day on my blog. One search term was Carrie Harris LDS [odd, I didn't know you were converting to Mormonism] and another was knittedninja. So famous!)
Batman vs. Catapillar Woman: Case of the Crawling Batbrow
Can I vote? Jamie's "X-Men origins: Cyclops-the day cataract surgery went horribly wrong" made me laugh out loud!
Since I just won last week, I won't enter this time, but Horton Hatches the Spawn made me laugh :)
Joker's guide to plastic surgery: Turn that frown upside down
Captain Underpants & The Search For Skid Vicious
(Hey - It's a kid's superhero - Sue me!)
Oh. My Goodness. There's no way I can compete here. You have some real gems! :D
Iron Man: Bent Metal
The Human Torch Extinguished.
You people are HILARIOUS.
These entries are courtesy of Colin. He just likes to email me.
Cover picture: Wolverine posing like Rodin's The Thinker, with a very surprised look on his face and claws coming out the top of his skull.
Title: Wolverine's Sneezing Mishaps. [You're welcome. My other idea involved the same concept, but with Wolverine on the toilet]
Catwoman vs. Elektra: Awwww Yeeeeah
Professor Xavier vs. Joe from Family Guy: Cripple Fight!!! (South Park reference, fyi)
Professor Xavier Gets Stuck in the Handicapped Stall
The Foot Clan Fights the Forces of Kobra: Whose Minions Are More Inept?
Wesley Snipes Fights David Boreanaz in: Buff Badass Black Vampire vs. Baby Faced Vampire w/ Frosted Tips (Actually, I would TOTALLY pay to see that in real life... for the 8 seconds that fight would last)
The Punisher: Like Batman, But With Guns
The Day Criminals Wised Up and Moved Out of Metropolis and Gotham.
Freddy Krueger vs. Super Shredder: We're Gonna Need Bandaids!
Flabman! Spandex Runs Scared
Cover Picture: Jubilee's mother hurriedly downing a glass of wine, and her father gritting his teeth as he shakes the hand of the Black Panther.
Title: Look Which Mutant's Coming to Dinner!
The Day AquaMan Discovers His Powers Don't Work on Doctor Octopus
Wolverine Comes to Hate His Healing Factor: "Guys, come on! I'm 1,000 years old, somebody find a way to freakin' kill me!"
Human Blob vs. The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet: We ALL Lose
Flash vs. The Paternity Suit: It Turns Out He CAN Run Even Faster!
Aquaman Kills Himself, and Nobody Notices
Every Real Super Hero Takes a Vacation: Captain Planet's Time to Shine!
The Amazing Stupormom
(That's what I'm feeling like these days...and sadly, it's all I got.)
(I always swore to myself I'd never comment on the word verifications, but really, mine is WHORK. Seriously. Is that like a fork that sleeps around?)
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