Okay. First and foremost, the winner of this month's free critique (free! whee!) is... Marybeth Poppins! Marybeth, the gods of Random.org have smiled upon you. Did you sacrifice a Pop Tart to them?
Wait a minute. I'm thinking about Ramrod, my Holy Toaster. Never mind.
Anyway, you are now the winner of a 10 page critique from yours truly! I shall message you momentarily. As for the rest of you, don't despair! I will continue the give-backery throughout the year! I'll have another drawing for a free critique next month, so please stay tuned. You might also consider buying some Pop Tarts.
And because I'd hate for you to leave my blog empty handed during the year of give backery, I give you this video of two Tai Chi guys fighting in slo mo. Lots of yin, lots of yang, and some bone breaking.