Anyway, in honor of Paranormalcy, I'd like to invite you to a party. I've got a stellar lineup. And Kiersten, please pay close attention. You'll be accosted by these people on the street today. Please don't call the cops; I have to pay them extra if they get arrested. Okay?
David Hasselhoff will be bringing the balloons.
My ninja support squad will provide the music. So please don't be worried if you hear dueling electric guitars coming from thin air.
Princess Leia will do her dancing routine for us, and all the guys will gawp.
Then, Richard Simmons will leap out of the bushes and give us all heart attacks.
But seriously, people. Paranormalcy is a fabulous book, and I'm proud to call Kiersten my friend. I hope you'll pop on over and congratulate her today.