So I thought that I would perform a public service for all you last minute Halloween planners out there. I'm going to tell you what you need to make an awesomesauce ninja costume.
First, you need to realize that ninjas consider their belly buttons to be lethal weaponry. It's a little known fact that most ninjas wear crop tops to frighten their enemies.
Ninja clothing is designed to fade into the background. So, for example, if you're going to a Halloween party with a bunch of kids dressed like Care Bears, wrap your head in day-glo towels.
One of the most convincing ninja costumes is one that doesn't look like a ninja at all. EVERYONE trusts a strawberry.
Aw, who am I kidding? If you want to be a convincing ninja, just wear jeans and a t-shirt. That's what most of my ninja friends wear.
I hope you feel prepared for Halloween now. I sure do.
Are you sure you mean "better"? lol
ha ha ha miss carrie! mostly i love he strawberry ninja specially that cool mustache. now since i saw this post for sure im not gonna be a ninja. so im just gonna wait for more of your cool ideas.
...hugs from lenny
YES! Always check your house quests socks. I know my good friend "Ninja Gina" prefers split toe striped socks. Check your supplies before she departs. :-)
Uh oh. I have some of those socks. Or I did.
AHEM. I mistakenly spelled socks as "sucks." Good thing I'm an obsessive proofreader.
This is all very practical advice. Thanks very much!
That seems like a very helpful guide to me.
This is why they take your socks, you know. You keep giving away their secrets!
CURSE THOSE TRUSTWORTHY STRAWBERRIES!!!!
Haha! I knew it! Last time I trust a strawberry. (Great post!)
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