Am I the only person in the world who thinks that Kris Allen from American Idol looks like a demented Muppet? Because he does. I know many of you don't heckle AI on a regular basis as we do in the Harris household, so let me demonstrate.
Look at this: Muppet Face.
And Muppet Face.
Or, if you have problems with the whole cross-gender Muppet/human comparison thing, try this:
Methinks he belongs on the List of Celebrities that Look Like Muppets.
I'm just glad I didn't marry a Muppet.
Thus endeth the random display of Muppitage for the day.