"Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie."
Keri Mikulski singled me out for a tag on this one, which either means that she thinks I will come up with something funny (no pressure or anything) or she thinks I lie all the time (but really! I DO think Richard Simmons is hilarious!).
Anyway, here are my answers...
Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world?
Richard Simmons. Actually, what you all don't know is that I'm his mom. I came here via time machine (actually, before that, I came here via spaceship, but that's a different story altogether). Anyway, he's my son.
Explains a lot, don't it?
Envy: What do your coworkers wish they had which is yours?
What DON'T they want? I mean, I'm perfect and all. Who wouldn't want my ability to put both legs behind my head and entertain at parties? Who wouldn't want to know all the moves to the Thriller dance? (Performed it this weekend at a wedding, although I had to skip a few moves because the room kept moving. I don't drink very often, so when I do, it's a short bus ride to happy town.) Who wouldn't want to be Richard Simmons' secret mom!?!?
Gluttony: What did you eat last night?
I caught a few zombies wandering in my backyard last night and barbecued them. There's nothing like a BBZ sandwich. Or twenty.
Lust: What really lights your fire?
I'm really into Richard Simmons.
Anger: What is the last thing that really pissed you off?
Everything pisses me off. I'm really an angry person. In fact, answering these questions is making me hulk out. AHDTR^AW#Y^S$% &AS#$WERA@#%HA@%tnawna$h^aa
Ahem. Sorry. Better.
Greed: Name something you keep from others.
When I meet them, I make them guess my name. If they do it, I agree to spin a bunch of straw into gold and then laugh at them if they believe me. If they don't guess it, I make them refer to me as Hew Royal Awesomeness.
Sloth: What's the laziest thing you've ever done?
I'm lazy all the time. Actually, I make all three of my kids do all the work around here while I lie around and eat bonbons.
I tag Jamie, Kiersten, Mercedes, Natalie, Natalie (No, they're not clones.), Sherrie, and Tiny T. If you hate me for tagging you, just pretend you didn't see this. I won't tell.