Um...really? Well, why didn't you just do it? I mean, it seems kinda silly to stay up all night over something that silly. *I* would never...uh...no. I can't reasonably claim that.
But it's totally moot, because I googled it! And I found some serious AWESOMESAUCE.
Here we have the little known zombie ninja chicken.
And then there's the dreaded cthulhu zombie ninja.
And then, there is the Image That Is Made for Me. You can even get it on a t-shirt.