I've discovered that I have a long-lost daughter. You can read about her here. Gaaargh!
Pick yourself off the floor, Slayer. I'm just kidding.
I'm also working on LOTS of awesomeness, which I will hopefully be able to share with you soon. But here are a few random hints: zombies, roller skates, crochet, giveaways, hospitals, and undead themed cake. And no, I didn't roller skate away from zombies and end up in the hospital where they gave away crocheted pillows and undead themed cake. That would be bad. These things are good.
When you search for "roller skate zombie," you get THIS. Which should be added to the list of things I want. I'm also pretty partial to her Zombraham Lincoln.
Speaking of strange creatures, we ate at a restaurant over the weekend that had a leprenaut (leprechaun + astronaut) painted on the wall. If I hadn't used up all the batteries in the camera taking pictures of my kid, I would show it to you. But as it is I'll have to leave it to your imagination. Will you forgive me? I'll give you some roller skating zombie cake.