Thursday, July 16, 2009

Haikus and My Important Research Project

Need something to read? Follow my lead; I'll fulfill your need. With speed.

Must stop before I make my head blow up. Yeah, so here are some haiku reviews.

Band Geek Love, by Josie Bloss
Yep, I'm geeking out
I admit that marking time
Brings good memories

Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom, by Cory Doctorow
So surreal it made
My head spin, guy gets reborn
At Disney World. Natch.

Rollergirl: Totally True Tales from the Track, by Melissa Joulwan
If I didn't want
it before, I'd want to be
a rollergirl now

And I've got something very important to ask you. If you were going to drown in a foodstuff, what foodstuff would you choose?

I'm all about the extensive research.

18 comments:

Alan W. Davidson said...

If my lungs were going to fill up with some sort of liquid, I'd prefer it to be a nice Swiss chocolate. Yum!

Aaron Polson said...

Mug Rootbeer. It would go down smooth.

Jamie Eyberg said...

Peanut Butter. It would give me a fighting chance to eat my way out of it.

Barry Napier said...

Ranch dressing.

Or Rolling Rock, but beer isn't really a foodstuff, is it?

Carrie Harris said...

Alan: If you're going to drown, it might as well taste good, huh?

Aaron: I'm an A&W girl, myself.

Jamie: My tongue sticks to the roof of my mouth just thinking about it.

Barry: Honey, beer is a major food group in my reality.

Scillius Maximus said...

Peanut butter cups or chocolate chip cookie dough batter. Of course the later might be death from salmonella and not lack of breathe, but at that point who cares?

Scillius Maximus said...

Peanut butter cups or chocolate chip cookie dough batter. Of course the later might be death from salmonella and not lack of breathe, but at that point who cares?

Natalie Whipple said...

I'm gonna have to go with cheese. If I had a choice of the kind, I'd pick a sharp white cheddar or a gooey melted mozzarella. If I was being tortured, I imagine they'd use something ghastly like Velveeta.

PJ Hoover said...

Magic Kingdom? I'm in! Must buy this one.

Mariah Irvin said...

Definitely cookie dough. Or gelato. Or cookie dough gelato.

~Jamie said...

OMG MARKING TIME!!!!

HAHAHAHAH YES!

Cate Gardner said...

Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.

Danyelle L. said...

Hmmm. I think I would like to drown in cheesecake. Marbled cheesecake.

Fox Lee said...

Kimchi. I want to be picked when they find me.

K.C. Shaw said...

Raspberries. Although if I managed to survive, I'd be sadly averse to eating raspberries after that. Well, maybe.

Davin Malasarn said...

Mashed potatoes seems quite comfortable...as comfortable as drowning in food can get, that is.

Sherrie Petersen said...

Well, if I need to drown my sorrows in food, home made oatmeal chocolate chip cookie dough is good. Mmmm. Must go bake...

Carrie Harris said...

These are all great suggestions, but mashed potatoes had me bouncing in my seat. That is EXACTLY what I was looking for.

Death by Mashed Spud. It sounds like a heavy metal group, doesn't it?