Has anyone else seen the commercials for Fast and Furious, the sequel to The Fast and the Furious? This has got to be the best idea for a sequel yet: just recycle the old movie, but take out all the instances of the word "the."
Vin Diesel: Dude! That car is bomb!
Hot chick: No, Vin. You are bomb.
Vin Diesel: What heck are you talking about? Of course I am bomb. I am Vin Diesel.
It's particularly funny if you read it in a pseudo computerized voice. Mine sounds disturbingly like All Your Base Are Belong to Us.
I'm thinking about writing an unauthorized sequel to Twilight using exactly this method. Think anyone would notice?
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