On to more answers. If you haven't figured it out, I'm answering in no particular order. Actually, that's a lie. I'm answering in the order that I think of things that are hopefully at least a little amusing.
Kelly wants to know my beverage of choice. That's so easy that I'm going to answer it in haiku.
Oh, Diet Pepper
Your soothing effervescence
Makes my nose tingle
And now I'm thirsty.
MeganRebekah got a very strange search term on her blog recently, and she wants translation help. The search term is "mimic sentinel what does it mean when they hold hands in the end." Well, Megan, you're asking the right person, because I am a big geek, and I happen to know that Mimic: Sentinel is a movie. As for what it means when they hold hands in the end?
It means that the world is about to be taken over by zombies dressed up like Richard Simmons. Duh. Everyone knows that.
Alan and Aaron decided to double-team me and asked a question about party headgear. If you've ever wondered what kind of hats Slayer and I would wear to a fancy, swimming, surprise party, whatever the bleep that is, now you know.