It's question time! You know what this means, people. Ask me anything; I am an expert at many things. These things do not include shoes, ships, sealing wax (and why anyone would want to be an expert at THAT, I don't know), or royalty. But I'm killer when it comes to attracting freaky people, developing unusual costume and party ideas, and anything that could conceivably be found in a role playing game or comic book.
Bring 'em in the comments. Because my brain, it is mush, and I'm not sure what to write about.
I should have just said that in the first place, huh?